Dear Pi,
Please stop being so delicious. You're increasing my radius.
Sincerely, Fat honors math student
Dear butterflies,
When you're nervous, do you get butterflies in your stomach?
Sincerely, Just curious
Dear Unicorns,
That's what you get for rejecting my friend request.
Sincerely, Noah
Dear Katy Perry,
Thanks for understanding how I feel.
Sincerely, Plastic bag
Dear MapQuest,
Please add an "avoid ghetto" option".
Sincerely, Scared
Dear Santa,
You watch them sleep too?
Sincerely, Edward Cullen
Dear Twilight fans,
Let's do some math!
Harry Potter > Voldemort.
Voldemort > Cedric Diggory.
Cedric Diggory = Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson = Edward Cullen.
Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.
Sincerely, Harry Potter Fans
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